You waited for it through four lengthy blog posts, the gruesome final bill after discovering the water leak we knew nothing about, wasn’t our fault, did no one any good – certainly not our lawn; after the coming of the leak finder and the plumber and the 250 pounds of sand – I knew there was some reason why I was lifting those barbells – now the bill arrives due and payable – $1428.22 – in April, tax month, that’s why it’s the cruelest month of all.